The Scaries with Matty Rossi

This week on The Scaries, Matt is joined by comedian, podcaster, and social media personality Joey Camasta (aka best friend of Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi) for one of the most unhinged episodes to date.

They dive into their absolute WORST hookup stories — from chaotic run-ins with Häagen-Dazs delivery drivers to Matt’s infamous “bathroom wall incident” after a questionable dinner decision. It’s messy, it’s graphic (in the storytelling sense), and it’s exactly what you’d expect from two people who have zero business oversharing this much.

They also get into the realities of dog parenting (and why it weirdly feels like having a terminally ill child… in theory), Amish culture and Rumspringa fantasies, and a bunch of other completely unfiltered tangents. Safe to say… this is one of the wildest episodes in The Scaries history.

The Scaries is joined by Eric Goldie, social media personality and real estate agent. We get into all things Real Housewives, the Bachelorette cancellation, and the art of putting expensive purchases on your husband’s credit card. He also shares the story of getting robbed at gunpoint and enlightens us on horses on Ozempic.

First solo episode of Season 2 and we’re getting into it. I finally answer the questions I’ve been actively dodging — from my full dating history since coming out to my type, celebrity crushes, and the realities of life in NYC vs. Boston.

We also get into some unhinged moments including how I got banned from a Four Seasons and a few stories that probably didn’t need more detail… but you’re getting it anyway.

Plus we talk about the weird duality of being in your 30s — going out one night and the next day your friends are having babies — along with conversations around body count, catching print, and everything in between. Nothing is off limits. Though some of it should be.

Billy Duke is back for his FOURTH appearance — our most recurring guest, resident twink, and still somehow the second most requested to return guest.

We get updates on his love life, life as a twink in WeHo, and dive into the chaos of the NYC gay dating scene.

As expected, it spirals into red flags, questionable advice, and pure chaos.

Max Cohen (aka Murray Hill Boy) joins me for one of the most chaotic episodes of the season.

We get into what it was like growing up on Long Island in a Jewish household, including the time he and his brother absolutely destroyed the family computer (yes… exactly how you’re thinking). We talk about coming out at a young age in the most nonchalant way possible, being a full-on theater kid, and how a boring legal career shaped who he is now as a creator in NYC.

We also spiral into why people tend to date versions of their parents (whether they realize it or not), the realities of gay dating culture, and some truly unhinged modern behavior—including airdropping unsolicited pics to the homies.

We wrap with a game of Legit or Full of Sht*, where Max reacts to your submitted Scaries… and let’s just say hooking up with your HR director is, unfortunately, very real.