Board Gamers Anonymous

Episode 597: Brand Theft Auto: Building Our Board Game Empires

We’re stealing great games to build our own publishing companies. Six games. Six designers. One brand.

This week, Chris and Tim turn their favorite designers’ hard work into entirely imaginary business empires. The challenge: assemble six games from six different designers into a catalog with a clear identity. Great games are essential, but can they sell us on the brand?

Chris unveils CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVANTAGE GAMES, where “Every choice builds a different kind of powerful.” Expect engines, combinations, and opportunities to become an increasingly unbearable opponent.

Meanwhile, Tim launches TAGS Your IT! Games. Which company deserves your shelf space, and which needs an emergency board meeting?

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Chris: Fable Quest — A cooperative adventure in the world of Arcadia Quest, blending branching storytelling, card-driven challenges, and growing heroic powers.

Tim: Rainbow Blvd. — Build colorful, three-dimensional rainbows while juggling your time, cards, and opportunities in the city of Hopewell Springs.

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Chris: Schadenfreude — A mischievous trick-taking game where the second-highest card wins the trick, but scoring too many points can cost you the game.

Tim: Tenpenny Parks — Build your dream theme park through worker placement and puzzly tile placement, filling it with attractions, concessions, and reasons to visit.

Listen for our ratings and find out whether these games deserve a place in your collection!

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SPIEL Essen 2026: Believe the Hype? Episode 596

The games! The crowds! The rapidly shrinking shelf space! This week on Board Gamers Anonymous, Chris and Tim discuss SPIEL Essen 2026 and the buzz surrounding the latest board game releases. With 230,000 visitors and more than 2,000 new releases at the world’s largest board game fair, there’s plenty to get excited about. But how much should we believe the Essen hype?

Plus, in Roll for Review, we share our impressions and ratings of two games:

Chris: Treeline — Lead a forest clan to reclaim a city for nature, flipping tiles and competing for control of key positions. Can this small box deliver big decisions?

Tim: Excavation Earth (2021) — Alien explorers dig up humanity’s leftovers and sell their discoveries in a competitive market. One civilization’s junk is another civilization’s payday!

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Episode 595: Top Ten Phil Walker-Harding Games

From drafting the cartoon sushi plate to building a bear park, Phil Walker-Harding has designed board games that are easy to bring to the table and full of clever choices. But which ones are his best?

This week on Board Gamers Anonymous, Chris and Tim count down their Top Ten Phil Walker-Harding games! In Voice of the Gamers, we explore the designer’s catalog, celebrate the games that keep us coming back, and debate which deserve a spot at the top. Will your favorite make the list—or will it get left behind with the last piece of wasabi?

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Tim — All’s Well That Ends: Gather your party for a cooperative fantasy campaign featuring tactical card play, new abilities, and Wildlands adventures. Let’s hope all’s well that ends with everyone still standing.

Tim — Gothic: A Shadow’s Quest: Enter the dangerous world of the Gothic video games in a cooperative adventure filled with quests, exploration, and deadly enemies. The Old Camp is waiting—and it doesn’t sound especially welcoming.

Chris — Origins of Light: A Final Fantasy Board Game: Return to the worlds of the first three Final Fantasy games in a tabletop adventure inspired by their Pixel Remaster editions. Assemble your party and find out if the crystals are still in trouble.

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Chris — Dragonarium: Draft tiles, shape landscapes, and manage elemental powers as you create dragon habitats. But can this dragon-filled spatial puzzle really take flight?

Tim — Misfit Heroes: Mix and match character cards to create an unusual band of heroes, then build their influence across the kingdom. It’s card crafting, tableau building, and a reminder that heroes don’t have to fit the mold.

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How to Win Friends and Influence Gamers

Which board game do you bring to game night when you have one chance to make everyone say, “We need to play that again”? This week on Board Gamers Anonymous, Chris and Tim share games to win over children, families, non-gamers, experienced gamers, and heavy strategy fans.

In Voice of the Gamers, we explore games that make a lasting impression through eye-catching production, memorable gameplay, and the right experience for the right crowd. Whether you’re introducing friends to modern board games or impressing someone who’s played everything, choosing the right game can turn a casual gathering into a regular game night.

Crowdfunding Updates

Kickstarter — The Lord of the Rings: The King’s Gambit: A return to Middle-earth with a new tabletop adventure.

Gamefound — Defenders of the Realm: Definitive Edition: A refreshed edition of the cooperative fantasy game about heroes defending their realm against advancing enemy armies.

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Chris — Stormlight: War for Roshar: A strategy board game bringing the conflicts of Brandon Sanderson’s Stormlight Archive to the tabletop.

Chris — Lorenzo il Magnifico – A New Renaissance: A new take on Renaissance-era competition, building on the worker placement and engine building of Lorenzo il Magnifico.

Tim — On Call | A High-Octane ER Simulation Co-Op Board Game: A cooperative emergency-room simulation that challenges players to work together under pressure.

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Chris — Clash of Clans: The Epic Raid: Build your village, develop your army, and raid rival bases in this tabletop adaptation of the mobile game.

Tim — Kavango: Build a wildlife reserve in southern Africa, balancing animal conservation with the development of a thriving ecosystem.

What board game won over your friends or family?

Share your best game-night success story!

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Tim’s Darkest Timeline: One Game Has to Go

Three great games. One has to disappear from Tim’s gaming options forever. And Chris has generously volunteered Tim to make every terrible decision.

This week on Voice of the Gamers, we put Tim through a gauntlet of impossible board game choices. Beloved classics, modern favorites, and games he thought were safe on his shelf suddenly face elimination. Will he sacrifice nostalgia? Betray his favorite mechanisms? Spend ten minutes arguing that the question is fundamentally unfair? Chris brings the choices, Tim brings the anguish, and everyone listening gets to judge him from the comfort of their own untouched collections.

In Roll for Preview, Chris explores Arctica, an Arctic ecosystem engine builder with gear-based player boards, while Tim dives into Oceanic, where marine life and habitats form a shared ocean ecosystem. Both are on crowdfunding—because apparently choosing which games to buy wasn’t stressful enough.

In Roll for Review, Chris looks beneath the greenery in Under the Leaves, a garden tile-placement game, while Tim heads down the rabbit hole with Rolling in Wonderland, a competitive dice-drafting adventure. After all those eliminations, Wonderland might actually feel reasonable.

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