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The One Stars, Episode Five: No Magic or Cats Allowed

 [This episode was originally released on August 28, 2020]

NO MAGIC OR CATS ALLOWED

Something about cats or something about magic. But definitely not both.

This episode includes reviews of:

Beach Trip.

Clothes Iron.

Cat Bed.

Apartment Complex.

NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST

CAST:

Autumn Hardwood (aka Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy.

Blythe Renay as Chatbot.

Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer.

Ariel Hack as Angelica.

Tal Minear performs 'Review of the Beach'

Anjali Kunapaneni peforms 'Review of a Cat Bed'

PJ Kanis performs 'Review an Apartment Complex'

Dallis MacKenzie as Intern Lilly.

Paul Hikari as Intern Phillip.

Eleanor Grey performs 'Review of an Iron'

CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

The Iron Review, Cat Bed Review and Beach Review were written by Tal Minear.

The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:

Power Up by Razihel.

Serenity by Prod Riddiman.

The Crown by Prod Riddiman.

Shimmer by Audioscribe.

Waves by Prod Riddiman.

Episode ⁠Transcript⁠

CONTACT: [email protected]

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Negative Nancy is stuck in traffic.

Reviews of: a Time Machine, The World's Largest Penny, an Abandoned Mall, a Grocery Store, a Rocket and a Mood Ring.

[This Episode was originally released August 14, 2020]

NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST

CAST: 

Autumn Hardwood (as Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy.

Dallis MacKenzie as Intern Lilly.

Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer.

Paul Hikari as Intern Phillip.

Ariel Hack, Tom Laflin and Roger Hanna as The Audience Members.

Senna Fox and Bajio Alvarado as People in Traffic.

Caroline Mincks performs Review of a Time Machine.

Bajio Alvarado peforms Review of the World's Largest Penny.

Megan Konrad peforms Review of an Abandoned Mall.

Ashe Thurman performs Review of a Grocery Store.

Lindsay Zana performs Review of a Mood Ring.

Jess Kuczynski performs Review of a Rocket.

CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

The Rocket and Mood Ring Reviews were written by Tal Minear.

The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC: 

Power Up by Razihel.

Shimmer by Audioscribe.

Spaceman by Prod Riddiman.

Lost in Space by Prod Riddiman.

Coffee by Prod Riddiman.

Cassette by Prod Riddiman.

Episode ⁠Transcript⁠

CONTACT: [email protected]

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Hey folks, Welcome Back to Stitches. Today on the feed we’re sharing one of our favorite weird-fiction comedy podcasts. It’s called FINDING PATTERSBY. 

Finding Pattersby is a Fake True Crime comedy and Supernatural Mystery about an ex-ghostwriter of thriller novels investigating the disappearance of best-selling author Luke Pattersby who vanished under strange and mysterious circumstances. Also the ghostwriter is a liar. 

Chapter 1, Part 1: “The Prologue”

Episode Description: 

Meet disgraced ex-ghostwriter and Sacramento native Ryan Cervantes, as he lays out all his issues and problems, personal drama and conspiracies surrounding the mysterious disappearance of thriller book legend Luke Pattersby. The famed novelist allegedly stole something very near and dear to Cervantes’ heart, and our host aims to get it back. Or he’s making it all up and wasting everyone’s time. You be the judge.

Finding Pattersby is perfect for fans of The Chair Company, Sorry About the Murder, Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Valley Heat, or Waiting for Guffman. 

Written, directed & performed by Ryan Sandoval. 

With Music & sound design by Erik Jourgensen. 

Featuring Performances by: Jennifer Albright, Jon Cannon, Patrick James Clarke, Dan Gagliardi, Keith Pasko, Kat Shuchter, Lily Sparks and Andy Windak. 

After you listen to the pilot, catch up with the rest of the season on the Finding Pattersby feed and be prepared for the Season Finale coming in March 2026. 

Website: https://www.patterspod.com
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The One Stars, Episode Three: Please Hold

(This episode was originally released on July 31, 2020)

Negative Nancy is on hold.

This episode includes reviews of:

Ethan's Erasers.

Can of Mace.

Can of Beans.

A Special Collection.

NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST

CAST:

Autumn Hardwood (as Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy.

Blythe Renay as Chatbot.

Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer, Review of Mace.

Jess Kuczynski performs Review of Ethan's Erasers.

Nina Nikolic performs Review of a Can of Beans.

Ashley Kay performs Review of a Special Collection.

CREW:

Writing by Jeremy Ellett and Shamus Burns.

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:

Power Up by Razihel.

Shimmer by Audioscribe.

Cold by Prod Riddiman.

Ice Cream by Prod Riddiman.

Dandelions by Prod Riddiman.

Episode ⁠Transcript.

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The One Stars, Episode Two: Haunted by Your Post

[This episode was originally released on: July 16, 2020]

NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST

Negative Nancy combs through her old social media posts to eliminate any old and potentially problematic Hot Takes.

This episode includes reviews of:

A Kettlebell.

Space Jam on DVD.

A Haunted VCR.

A Spellbook.

CAST:

Autumn Hardwood (as Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy.

Blythe Renay as Chatbot.

Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer, Review of a Space Jam DVD.

Tom Laflin performs Review of a VCR.

Tal Minear performs Review of a Spellbook.

Anjali Kunapaneni performs Review of a Kettlebell.

CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

A Review of a Kettlebell was written by Tal Minear.

The One Stars was created by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:

Revenge by Prod Riddiman

Schemin by Prod Riddiman.

Shimmer by Audioscribe.

Demented Nightmare by Darren Curtis.

Power Up by Razihel.

Episode ⁠Transcript⁠

STITCHES PATREON: ⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠

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A Good Pointe Original.

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