The North American Friends Movie Club

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.
An ocean of water.
A forest of kelp.
And a secret world hidden beneath the waves.
We watched the 2020 documentary film - My Octopus Teacher
So scoot under your movie-watching rock.
And hold your breath for as long as you can!
Because we’re the best swimmers in podcasting.
And this show is our loud snorkel breathing.
[loud snorkel breathing sound]

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.
Cheeky chimpanzees.
Beautiful baboons.
And several other delightful creatures.
We watched the 2017 biographical documentary film - Jane.
So grab a few movie-bananas.
And pour a tall glass of banana juice.
Because we’re the chimps of podcasts.
And you’re the scientists who are observing us!
[Chimp noise]

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.
Punching.
Kicking.
And secrets.
We watched the 1999 American film - Fight Club.
So punch a guy in the face.
And kick a guy in the butt.
Because we’re the punching-ist kicking-ist podcast in the world.
And this show is our punches and kicks!
[sound of a hi-ya karate style]

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.
A troubled teen.
A spooky rabbit.
And a dance troupe with the opportunity of a lifetime.
We watched the 2001 science fiction psychological thriller, Donnie Darko
So slip into your skeleton bodysuit.
And ponder the nature of time and space.
Because we’re the podcast that heals fractured realities.
And this show is our deadly jet engine.
[sound of a jet engine dropping from the sky and crashing into a house]

Tonight... On the North American Friends Movie Club.
A mysterious island.
A missing patient.
And at least three different ghosts!
We watched the 2010 neo-noir psychological thriller - Shutter Island
So slip into your ugliest tie.
And swim out to the evil lighthouse.
Because we’re the Ashecliffe Hospital for the criminally insane of podcasts.
And this show is our dangerous cliffside.
[sound of a man as he falls off the side of the cliff]