Ep 86: The Nose Candy Hotline (feat. Dan Allegretto)
They say opinions are like A$$holes: everyone has one. Well you're in luck frag hags because this very special Nose Candy Hotline episode has THREE! That's right, this week Maddie and Chloe are joined by artist, writer, sage advisor, and host of the hilarious podcast Dial Dan, Dan Allegretto! These three armchair experts are rolling up their sleeves, spraying down their wrists, and fastening on their thinking caps to answer your burning fragrance questions. That means everything from office scents to potato perfumes and mall goth musks to discontinuation discontent. Do you want to smell like fomo? What about blind buy regret? A locker room lookie-loo? Clock in, hunker down, and listen up because this episode is peppered with opinions that you should NOT take with a grain of salt!Want even more from genius NYC bestie Dan Allegretto? RUN to patreon.com/dial_dan, follow him on insta @dan_allegretto and twitter @dan_allegretto!Fragrances Discussed:Clue With The CandlestickTauer Lonestar MemoriesBurning Barbershop by DS & DurgaDrakkar Noir by Guy LeRocheCoven by Andrea MaackAbercombie FierceComme Des Garcons Man 2Creed Silver Mountain WaterEncre Noire à L'Extreme by LaliqueEncre Noir by LaliqueKerosene Black VinesGuerlain InsolenceComme des Garcons by Comme des GarconsVan Py Rhum by Lorenzo PazzagliaNaked Dance by OddityElizabeth Arden Sunflowers Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Ep 85: Perfumes Past Lives?
Join your girls as they plumb the spiritual depths for a look into past life perfumes, which means everything from an incarnated infanticide frag, to an occulty Manson Family musk. Do you want to smell like the inherent darkness of the human soul? Or better a perfume that projects Pernicious Woman? A cosmic compendium of cherry chapsticks? Whether you're a gay housewife or a dirty Dubai chocolate bar, this is one Gelted and GOAT-ed episode that is best enjoyed in this lifetime.Fragrances Discussed:Slightly-B!tch by Filippo SorcinelliEncre Noire by LaliqueAttaquer Le Soleil by Etat Libre D'OrangeEncens Suave by Matiere PremiereAge of Innocence by ToscovatInexcusable Evil by ToscovatDS & Durga PeanutDirty Chocolate, a custom Caspsule ParfumGlossier YouSantal 33 by Le LaboTailor-Made perfume sessions with @capsuleparfumerie Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Ep 84: The Real World: Nose Candy
Curious about what happens when two frag hags stop being polite and start getting real? This is The Real World, Nose Candy edition, which means your fake ass hosts are finally cutting the crap and smelling it like it is. The gals are sharing their favorite Real perfumes which means everything from a sex work scent, a Midsommar musk, and Palm Springs potpouri. Whether you're in the pocket of big Little Gem, swinging on a shag carpet, or just sipping on olive juice, this is one fresh, frank, and fragrant ep you won't want to miss.Fragrances Discussed:Angel by MuglerDonna Sentenza by Hilde SolianiCoven by Andrea MaackBruno Acampora Young HeartsMoral Map by ClueWarm Bulb by ClueWith The Candlestick by ClueYou Or Someone Like You by Etat Libre D'OrangeAlguien II by AlguienMossy Glen by Villa Erbatium Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Ep 83: Fake A$$ B!tches
Want to know the frags Maddie and Chloe spray when they're feeling fraudulent? This week the fakest b!ches you know met up to talk about fragrance phonies, which means a banquette bouquet, a compote cologne and honey-ed horse chestnut. Whether you enjoy pudding with fall leaves, black pepper shortbread, or simply hair in your food, this is one bull$hit, bunk, and bogus ep you won't want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Tonka Cola by ManceraPanettone by Milano FragranzeHilde Soliani Sale e PepeHilde Soliani Hot MilkSanta Maria Novella Tabacco ToscanoMiller Harris SoufflotMiller Harris Feuilles de TabacBaruti ChaiCafe V by Olympic OrchidsSM Cafe by Strangers ParfumerieCachouli by Strangers ParfumerieWarm Bulb by Clue Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Ep 82: Fragrance Fantasy
This week the ladies are shining their scepters and filling their chalices just in time for an enchanted, ember-cloaked episode. Follow these bards along the wandering bridge to the Empire of Perfumoria and unlock the key to their Dark Twisted Perfume Fantasy. That means everything from a Bert and Ernie scent to a public library perfume and a mythic Mad Men fragrance. Whether you're a Dragon Rider, a Fae, a Wizard, or a necromancer, this is one elven and ethereal episode you won't want to miss!Fragrances Discussed:Warm Bulb by ClueLes Cahiers Secrets by JouissanceDrakkar Noir by Guy LarocheRelique d'Amour by Oriza L. LegrandByredo BibliothèqueM/Mink by ByredoAnimalique by ByredoAromatics Elixir by CliniqueIle Mythique by ChabaudLait et Chocolat by ChabaudLait Concentre by Chabaud Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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