SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma

In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Benny Blanco (Music producer for hit songs by Justin Bieber, Ed Sheeran, Selena Gomez, Katy Perry, Maroon 5, and more, the Friends Keep Secrets podcast with Lil Dicky, and new book F*ck Failure) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on old people having social media, farting in your close relationships, and responding to birthday texts.

Benny also talks about:

His mom inviting Britney Spears to stay at their house

Looking hot on The Orient Express

John Mayer's wonderful birthday messages

And dressing as Kareem for Halloween

Enjoy :)

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Credits:

Host - Kareem Rahma

Created By - Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo

Executive Producers - Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo

Producers - Tyler Christie & Rose Gendelman

Associate Producers - Ramy Shafi, Tian Sippel, & Madyson Hearsh

Camera Operators - Thomas Kasem, Tian Sippel, Jake Lazovick, & Tyler Christie

Interstitial Footage - Jake Lazovick

Still Photographer - Maria Sakr

Editor - Tyler Christie

Re-Recording Mixer - Dean White

Sound Editor - Joey Magee

Title and Graphics Design - Emily Chin-Longobardi

Theme Music - Tyler McCauley

Thumbnail Artwork - Zack Evans

Additional Music Courtesy Of - www.epidemicsound.com

Special Thanks - Metropolitan Transportation Authority

0:00 Intro

0:28 Who is Benny Blanco?

1:11 Why does Benny want to be on SubwayTakes?

1:42 Benny Blanco joins the train

1:45 Take #1: People 65 and older should not be allowed to have social media anymore

2:35 Old people are getting duped on Facebook

4:05 A Subway rider remembers Kareem from an old Frankenstein video

5:20 Benny has cute feet and shows them

5:55 Take #2: Farting in relationships should be completely normalized

7:09 You can't just do a one man fart show

7:35 Women only fart when they're sleeping

8:58 Take #3: Humans should stay down here and not up there

9:45 Benny takes the ocean to Europe

10:52 You need to look hot on The Orient Express

11:35 Collecting necklaces

12:12 Kareem and Benny are going to be each other for Halloween

12:52 This is the best day of Benny's life

13:30 Take #4: You shouldn't have to respond to any birthday texts

15:30 John Mayer gives the best birthday messages

16:20 Take #5: I wish every concert was no more than 15 minutes long

17:45 Benny's mom has requests for the band

18:15 Britney Spears is always welcome at Benny's mom's house

19:57 Takes on takes
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In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Stavros Halkias (Tony, Stavvy's World, Bugonia, Tires) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on ugly people in movies, circumcision, and what Kareem should do with SubwayTakes!

Stavvy also talks about:

His legendary run in movies right now

Regrowing foreskin

Kareem's sky high self esteem

And going to Greek Orthodox church mixers

Enjoy :)

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Credits:

Host: Kareem Rahma

Created by: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo

Executive Producers: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo

Producers: Tyler Christie & Rose Gendelman

Associate Producers: Ramy Shafi, Tian Sippel, & Madyson Hearsh

Camera Operators: Tian Sippel, Thomas Kasem, Jake Lazovick, & Tyler Christie

Interstitial Footage: Jake Lazovick

Still Photographer: Maria Sakr

Editor: Tyler Christie

Re-Recording Mixer: Dean White

Title and Graphics Design: Emily Chin-Longobardi

Theme Music: Tyler McCauley

Thumbnail Artwork: Zack Evans

Additional Music Courtesy Of: www.epidemicsound.com

Special Thanks: Metropolitan Transportation Authority

0:00 Intro

0:26 Stavvy is on a legendary run

1:02 Stavros is here!

2:43 Stavvy joins the train

2:45 "Take" #1 Stop circumcising kids and cutting off a little piece of their pen*s as soon as they're born

3:50 We have the technology to regrow foreskin

4:43 Are our heroes cut?

5:57 Take #1 Kareem should stop doing SubwayTakes

7:20 Stavvy says Kareem shouldn't be at The Oscars

8:38 A subway rider gives a take to Stavvy

9:59 Stavvy and Kareem have the same job

10:40 What happened to journalism?

11:20 Take #2 Kareem will never look anything like Antonio Banderas

13:25 Take #3: We need more ugly people in movies

14:34 Take #4 Kareem needs glasses

15:14 Take #5 They make you do too many takes on SubwayTakes

16:00 Kareem's take: The worst part of the wedding is the part where you have to dance

16:50 If you're dancing at the club, you're trying to f*ck

17:32 Stavvy's Greek Orthodox church mixer stories

18:38 Takes on Takes

20:40 Was Colonel Sanders secretly Asian?

22:21 Kareem was trying to be a metrosexual

23:20 Stavvy is offer only

23:35 Stavvy is pushing the stick to the limit

24:20 Being fat wasn't what was holding you back

25:23 Kareem's self esteem is CRAZY

26:42 Take 6: Ocean's 11 is awesome

26:45 Take 7: Ocean's 12 is pretty good too

26:20 Take 8: Ocean's 13 is actually better than Ocean's 12
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In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Matty Matheson (The Bear, Cookin Somethin, Just a Dash, It's Suppertime!) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his 4 hottest takes on English breakfast, texting, breakfast for dinner, pets, and why all males should get vasectomies from birth.

Matty also talks about:
-Giving an Emmy speech win for The Bear
-His hilarious vasectomy story
-How pancakes are not breakfast food
-That he isn't allowed to email anymore
-And that service animals should not be allowed on planes

Enjoy :)

Credits:

Host: Kareem Rahma

Created By: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo

Executive Producers: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo

Producers: Tyler Christie & Rose Gendelman

Associate Producers: Ramy Shafi, Tian Sippel, & Madyson Hearsh

Camera Operators: Tian Sippel, Jake Lazovick, Maksim Axelrod, & Tyler Christie

Interstitial Footage: Jake Lazovick

Still Photographer: Maria Sakr

Lead Editor: Tyler Christie

Re-Recording Mixer: Dean White

Title and Graphics Design: Emily Chin-Longobardi

Theme Music: Tyler McCauley

Thumbnail Artwork: Zack Evans

Additional Music Courtesy Of: www.epidemicsound.com

Special Thanks: Metropolitan Transportation Authority
0:00 Intro

0:38 How Matty got on The Bear

2:00 Matty Matheson joins the train

3:09 Matt gave the Emmy speech for The Bear

4:22 Take #1 - All biolocial males should get a vasectomy at birth

6:35 Matty's vasectomy story

9:48 Take #2 The only breakfast is a full English breakfast

12:25 Matty and Kareem's daily breakfast

13:25 Pancakes are not breakfast

13:47 Matty goes off on eating biscuits and gravy for breakfast

14:22 Breakfast for dinner debate

15:47 Take #3 No one should text anymore

16:32 Show a meme in real life

17:40 Matty isn't allowed to email executives

18:34 Take #4 People who have pets are not mentally sound

21:10 Service animals shouldn't be allowed on planes

21:55 Humans are so much better than pets

22:40 Matty's COO has a half dead dog

23:43 Takes on Takes
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In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Jennifer Lopez sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down her 4 hottest takes on what makes a real New Yorker, why breakups aren't failures, why self-love should be taught in school, why every day deserves red carpet energy, and why life should always feel romantic and sexy. Jennifer also talks about:

• why growing up in the Bronx shaped who she is
• the real story behind the Versace dress that inspired Google Images
• working alongside Jim Carrey on In Living Color
• why heartbreak can completely change your life for the better
• the biggest lesson she learned from divorce and motherhood
• why emotional intelligence matters more than book smarts
• how to stop losing yourself in relationships
• why confidence comes from doing the work on yourself
• her love of New York summers and late-night dinners
• and why she thinks Google still owes her a check

Credits:
Host: Kareem Rahma
Creators and Producers: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo
Creative Producer and Editor: Tyler Christie
Associate Producers: Ramy Shafi & Madyson Hearsh
Cameras: Anthony DiMieri & Tian Sippel & Jake Lazovick
Interstitial Footage: Jake Lazovick
Photography: Marcus Maddox
Mixer: Dale Eisinger
Title Sequence and Graphic Design: Emily Chin-Longobardi
Artwork: Andrew Lawandus & Zack Evans
Theme Music: Tyler McCauley

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In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Colin Jost (Saturday Night Live, The Breadwinner, Pop Culture Jeopardy!) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his 5 hottest takes on bingo cards, airports, New York City pedestrians, celebrity culture, and why Mr. Bean might actually be hot. From why “I didn’t have that on my bingo card” is the dumbest phrase on earth, to why airports should bring back outdoor airplane stairs, to his prediction that Donald Trump could get a third term. Colin also talks about:

why NYC pedestrians are more dangerous than drivers

the chaos of celebrity interactions on airplanes

whether Diddy’s comeback is inevitable

why everyone in New York should probably wear helmets

the growing coyote population in Manhattan

whether celebrities are secretly spies

why group chats are psychological warfare

the future of Train of Thought with Colin Jost

and his pitch for “American Mr. Bean”

Credits:
Host: Kareem Rahma
Creators and Producers: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo
Creative Producer and Editor: Tyler Christie
Associate Producers: Ramy Shafi & Madyson Hearsh
Cameras: Tian Sippel & Jake Lazovick & Hudson Price
Interstitial Footage: Jake Lazovick
Photography: Marcus Maddox
Mixer: Dale Eisinger
Title Sequence and Graphic Design: Emily Chin-Longobardi
Artwork: Andrew Lawandus & Zack Evans
Theme Music: Tyler McCauley
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