No Parental Guidance

From ruined linen suits to concussed grooms and accidental gin-sipping toddlers—this week on No Parental Guidance, the summer holiday madness is fully taking over! And it’s full of parenting fails from you, our wonderful community as well as plenty of our own.

Hannah and Louise sit down to navigate the chaos of parenting through the summer, including the perils of bubble machines, losing the dummy battle while camping, and what happens when your toddler orders an entire vegetable board at 10 PM.

Got a hilarious parenting fail or summer survival story? Send us an email or drop a comment below!
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Here's a gift to everyone, some never seen before footage! Today, the girls are opening up about the absolute chaos of beauty standards, school-day skincare disasters, parenting exhaustion, and figuring out what on earth we should actually be putting on our faces as we age!

We’re joined by an incredible lineup of guests—Genevieve Turley, Katie Piper, Professor Green, and beauty royalty Trinny Woodall—to spill all the tea with previously unseen tips, tricks and tales! ☕✨

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to No Parental Guidance with Louise Boyce and Hannah East!

We are here to bring light relief to your summer hols with another hilarious, messy, and painfully relatable dive into the real world of parenting - straight from our inbox!

We asked and you, our amazing community, delivered. From parenting white lies to mortifying school ground mix-ups, nothing is off-limits!

In today's episode, Louise and Hannah tackle the everyday chaos of parenting life, including:

• The Wiping White Lie: Toilet training tricks backfire when dinner is served.
• World Book Day: A listener's rush order for a fantastic costume leads to classroom blushes.
• The Homemade World Cup: We've all guessed wrong when it comes to our children's masterpieces - but what do you think this looks like?
• School Laundry Disasters: Velcro: the quick fix hero designed to save our blushes - not cause them...
• Digging for Gold: How far would you go to find a lost tooth?
• Tooth Fairy Inflation: The panic-fueled decision from one strung out parent that almost caused a pick-up revolt.
• Plus: Hannah brings a very unique keepsake into the studio to show Louise.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to No Parental Guidance! We cannot believe it, but we have officially hit our ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY! 🎂✨

To celebrate surviving 12 months of unfiltered parenting chat, we are looking back at our absolute favorite, most hilarious, and deeply moving highlights from the past year. From iconic celebrity confessions to the moments that left us crying in the studio, absolutely nothing is off-limits in this special "best bits" trip down memory lane.

We’re diving back into Jordan Banjo's legendary (and highly awkward) vasectomy tape incident, Andrea McLean's "crisp" revenge fart, and Lucy Watson's legendary tea-and-toast event. Plus, we look back on the deeply emotional moments that bonded us forever, including Sophie Ellis-Bextor and Professor Green opening up about their raw pregnancy journeys.

Whether you’ve been with us since day one or you’re just joining the chaos, thank you for being the best community we could ask for. Grab a cuppa (or a giant glass of wine), and let's celebrate a whole year of getting it hilariously wrong together!

If you enjoyed this episode, don't forget to LIKE, SHARE, and SUBSCRIBE to help our amazing community keep growing!

🕒 Timestamps

00:00 Favourite Podcast Highlights
01:46 Hilarious Parenting Fails
04:07 Jordan Banjo Vasectomy Story
08:04 Adam Kay IVF Journey
15:09 Love Actually Cast Secrets
17:43 Charlotte Dawson Baby Chaos
19:19 Celebrity Impressions Challenge
22:50 Emotional Miscarriage Stories
26:41 Amy Childs Motherhood Stories
30:35 Podcast Outro And Subscribe

🔗 Connect With Us & Our Guests
Follow us on Instagram: @no_parental_guidance
Follow Jordan Banjo on Instagram: @jordanbanjo
Follow Adam Kay on Instagram: @amateuradam
Follow Joanna Page on Instagram: @joannapageofficial
Follow Charlotte Dawson on Instagram: @charlottedawsy
Follow Sophie Ellis-Bextor on Instagram: @sophieellisbextor
Follow Professor Green on Instagram: @professorgreen

💬 Community Question of the Week! We want to hear from YOU! What has been your absolute favorite moment, guest, or outright disaster from our first year of the podcast? Or better yet, what is your own ultimate "I need the ground to swallow me up" parenting fail? Let us know in the comments below! 👇
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to No Parental Guidance! In today’s episode, we are joined by the brilliant British rapper and television personality, Professor Green (Stephen Manderson).
Stephen joins us for an incredibly candid, raw, and hilarious chat about the realities of modern fatherhood. From the absolute chaos of clumsy tots and A&E trips to the deeply emotional realities of co-parenting, postpartum relationship strains, and navigating a late-in-life ADHD and Autism diagnosis—nothing is off-limits.

Stephen also opens up about his own unconventional childhood, how he breaks generational cycles of trauma with his son Slimane, and treats us to a deeply moving, EXCLUSIVE live rap from his upcoming album.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices