The Useless Hotline

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Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

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Max’s YouTube:
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George’s YouTube:
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Max’s TikTok:
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Max’s Instagram:
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George’s Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/

George’s Twitter:
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Chapters

00:00 Nicki Minaj and Donald Trump: A Political Shift
03:00 Life in the Spotlight: Touring and Hosting Events
05:52 Olympic Aspirations: From Bobsled to Curling
09:06 Figure Skating and Curling: Behind the Scenes
11:59 The Evolution of Music and Celebrity Culture
14:57 The Price of Fame: Ticket Prices and Fan Reactions
17:58 The Changing Landscape of Rap and Rivalries
31:03 The Evolution of TikTok Personalities
34:58 Nostalgia for Viral Moments
38:53 The Rise and Fall of Internet Fame
41:01 The Business of Cameo and Monetization
56:51 Reflections on the Cameo Experience

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Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok:
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Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1

Max’s Instagram:
https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/

George’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

00:00 Introduction to the Useless Hotline
05:02 The Traitors Experience
10:52 Game Strategies and Relationships
16:57 Reflections on the Traitors Show
25:24 Social Dynamics and Game Strategies
33:49 Celebrity Culture and Family Dynamics
41:35 Privilege and Public Perception
48:40 Upcoming Adventures and Promotions
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Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok:
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Instagram:
https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1

Max’s Instagram:
https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/

George’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Coming Out Story
09:56 First Crush and Awkward Encounters
13:58 Audience Dilemmas and Disappointment
15:34 Pizza Delivery and Confusion
16:24 Exploring Identity on Grindr
18:45 The Moment of Truth: Coming Out to Mom
20:48 Facing Fears and Finding Acceptance
22:41 The Emotional Rollercoaster of Coming Out
24:57 Grandma's Support: A Heartwarming Moment
25:55 Feeling Like a Local Celebrity
27:50 The Strength Found in Coming Out
36:19 Stranger Things Season Four Spoilers
37:24 The Military's Role in Hawkins
38:48 Frustrations with TV Show Endings
42:45 The Impact of Glee and Other Shows
44:09 Convoluted Storylines in Glee
49:24 The Disappointment of Bad Endings
50:26 Pitch Perfect and Its Legacy
51:04 Strange Film Experiences
51:34 The 4DX Experience
55:31 The Era of 3D Films
58:02 Cinematic Revelations and Passes
01:00:11 Diving into Dune and Knives Out
01:01:25 Zootopia vs. Zootropolis: A Naming Conundrum
01:03:00 Reflections on the Strictly Tour
01:05:59 Reality TV Insights and Celebrity Anecdotes
01:09:02 The Future of Strictly: New Hosts and All-Stars Season
01:12:02 Closing Thoughts and Farewells
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Reflecting on Strictly Finale and 2026 Predictions!

Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1

Instagram:
https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1

Max’s Instagram:
https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/

George’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

Chapters

00:00 Swinging into Predictions
05:02 Christmas Reflections and Generational Wealth
10:08 P Diddy and the Documentary Revelations
15:07 Pop Culture Predictions for 2026
23:23 Navigating Personal Expectations and Relationships
26:28 The Quirky World of UK Pantomimes
27:44 Reality TV: The Traitors and Its Social Commentary
41:15 The Future of Reality Shows and Predictions
47:33 Marvel's Evolution and Fan Reactions
48:50 Stranger Things Finale: Expectations vs. Reality
52:35 The Impact of Streaming on Content Creation
55:14 Predictions for American Politics and Global Events
56:58 New Year's Resolutions: Reflections and Aspirations
01:01:01 Engagement Talks and Relationship Dynamics
01:08:27 Betting on Reality Shows: Risks and Rewards

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Alexis Warr & George Clarke REVEAL ALL About Strictly Finale!

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Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1

Instagram:
https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1

Max’s Instagram:
https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/

George’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Clarke13George

00:00 Introduction & Holiday Spirit
02:57 Reflections on Performance & Competition
05:59 Life on Tour: Funny Stories & Behind the Scenes
08:59 Christmas Traditions & Family Celebrations
11:55 My Favorite Christmas Movies & Gifts
14:59 Disney Channel Nostalgia: Ranking the Shows
28:46 Childhood Favorites: Disney Moments
30:04 Ranking Iconic Disney Channel Shows
31:40 Most Memorable Disney Characters & Relationships
33:45 How Disney Shaped My Childhood
37:30 Strictly Come Dancing Journey
39:52 Favorite Strictly Moments
45:54 Reflections on Growth & Confidence
49:57 Final Thoughts & Future Plans
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