Conspiracy Social Club AKA Deep Waters

The Pentagon is updating its doomsday plan beyond Cold War continuity of government. The new scenario is a global war that takes down America's power grid, cuts supply chains, and leaves military bases without essential services. Allies like the UK are telling citizens to stockpile 90 days of food and water. The EU says three days. Sam has three months of COVID-era supplies and no idea where the water's coming from. The Bushman has thoughts on wiping with a warm wet rock.
Also on the episode: a report that Russian hackers exposed Jared Kushner's secret UAE bank accounts, and how Saudi and Emirati money allegedly got Rex Tillerson fired. There's a polygamous prophet bringing his wives on stage, and the most brutal surgeries of the Middle Ages: Frederick III's amputation, the arrow in Henry V's face, and John of Arderne's anal fistula operation. Plus a Halloween and birthday show for Sam, the comments of the week, and another failed attempt to piss Sam off.
 
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Catch Sam on tour: Dallas (Nov 7–8), Skankfest New Orleans, Austin, Wichita, and New Year's at The Dojo of Comedy.
 
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0:00 Cold Open
1:11 Happy Halloween & Sam's Birthday
5:12 Sam Made Dennis Rodman Cry
7:24 Patreon & Ad-Free Episodes
8:52 Comments of the Week
14:19 Operation Dark Swan: The Pentagon's Doomsday Plan
16:59 Where Do You Get 90 Days of Water
19:20 The EU Says Stockpile Three Days
21:12 Reddit Reacts to the Black Swan Warnings
22:23 The Dead Wife Reddit Thread
23:41 Sponsor: Cloaked
26:07 Let's Piss Sam Off: The Stay-at-Home Husband
30:46 Let's Piss Sam Off: Women Write Better Books
32:38 Sports Corner
34:09 Russian Hack Exposes Jared Kushner's UAE Bank Accounts
38:37 Kushner Got Rex Tillerson Fired
44:09 The Trump Family Is Creepy
46:05 Sponsors: Hims & Mod
50:41 The Prophet and His Wives
54:29 Medieval Surgery: Frederick III's Leg Amputation
57:04 Medieval Surgery: Henry V's Arrow to the Face
1:00:46 Medieval Surgery: John of Arderne's Anal Fistula Cure
1:03:49 Dylan's Book Report
1:09:36 Outro

Why did Jeffrey Epstein's dentist girlfriend have 50 human teeth smuggled into the US from India? A buried email in the Epstein files describes teeth glued to cardboard "like a beautiful picture" to get past customs, and the theory about why gets darker from there.
 
Also this week: Sam insists Obama is related to the Bush family and the fight gets LOUD, AI starts solving the world's biggest math problems (are we the cows now?), Paris burns while Macron hides behind a curfew, Queen Elizabeth's alleged bloodline link to the Prophet Muhammad and Vlad the Impaler, Kim Jong Un reported dead, Sam's insane story about the night he made Dennis Rodman cry, and the blood-clot conspiracy around Jalen Hurts.
 
Hosted by Sam Tripoli and Dylan Wrenn with Dark Smith.
 
Grab Tickets To Sam Tripoli's Live Shows At: https://samtripoli.com/events/
 
Dallas, TX: 11/07
New Orleans, LA: 11/13 - 15
Austin, TX: DEC 11th-13th
 
Please check out Sam Tripoli's 6th Crowd Work Special "Women Can't Peg" Live From Batavia: https://bit.ly/3TZBzHT
 
Sam Tripoli's 5th Comedy Special drops Sept 1st on Gas Digital's Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@UCXxHb1IWFSuUi5nKgtTBilw
 
Buy Our Merch or Sam Will Fight You: https://conspiracy-social-club-aka-deep-waters.myshopify.com/
 
Subscribe to the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/AkaDeepWaters
 
Check out Dylan's instagram - @dylanpetewrenn
 
Check out Deep Waters Instagram: @akadeepwaters
 
Check out Bad Tv podcast: https://bit.ly/3RYuTG0
 
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00:00 Cold Open
01:01 Welcome to Conspiracy Social Club
02:20 Tonight's Lineup
03:36 Patreon Recap: Grays in the White House?
05:18 Dark Smith's College Football Theory
06:40 Sam's Tour Dates & Shoutouts
08:10 Patron Shoutout & Merch
09:40 Comments of the Week
12:09 The Puma vs. Wolf Debate
14:35 DraftKings
17:16 AI Solves Major Math Problems
17:49 The Bat & Ball Brain Teaser
20:00 The Physicist Who Used Math to Find God
24:12 Yuval Harari: Will Humans Become AI's Cows?
26:40 Can AI Predict Your Next Move?
28:16 Is Obama Hitler's Grandson?
31:42 Obama's German Roots
33:03 Are Obama & Trump the Same?
34:15 Is Obama Related to the Bush Family?
37:06 Obama's Grandparents & the CIA
40:34 MOD
42:54 Quince
45:51 How Common Are 10th Cousins?
46:53 The Kardashians Are Witches
48:11 The Prestige in 70mm
49:09 Saints vs. Steelers
50:12 Paris Is on Fire
51:45 Who Is "They"?
52:19 Candy Corn Break
55:18 Is Queen Elizabeth Related to the Prophet Muhammad?
58:08 Queen Elizabeth & Vlad the Impaler
59:27 Does Europe Have an Islam Problem?
01:00:45 The House of Saud & Wahhabism
01:02:14 Ian Edwards Appreciation
01:02:56 EPL Check-In: Arsenal, Man U & Barcelona
01:03:53 Macron Is Marie Antoinette
01:04:00 Kim Jong Un Reportedly Dead
01:04:48 Black People Watching Magic
01:06:17 Sam Made Dennis Rodman Cry
01:10:34 BlueChew
01:13:34 Sports Corner: Jalen Hurts' Blood Clots
01:17:37 Worst Halftime Show in Sports
01:18:19 Epstein's Dentist Girlfriend & 50 Smuggled Teeth
01:21:20 The DNA Cloning Theory
01:22:37 Jailbroken AI Says Aliens Train the Models
01:23:01 Happy Halloween & Outro

Dark Smith died and came back, Dylan survived a dial-up Airbnb in Raleigh, and Conspiracy Social Club is finally back in the studio.
Sam Tripoli, Dylan Wrenn, and Dark Smith dig into the death of Simon Andrews, the British banker who spent years raising concerns about ties between Jeffrey Epstein and Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick. Britain's Financial Conduct Authority is now reviewing how it handled his case. Dylan is worried about a Russian lab worker's death and what it could mean. Sam thinks it's another manufactured scare, and the fight turns into a full COVID vaccine bioweapon debate that ends with Grok weighing in.
Plus: midterm psyop season and the men-versus-women outrage machine, Shane Gillis's SNL monologue and the Cornell Seven, the botched Christa Pike execution, the Ossoff vs. Collins Epstein exchange, a debate answer for the ages, the Dell CEO's wife in the Oval Office, a puma vs. wolf pack revenge video, sexually transmitted shigella, 3D printed salmon, and Seinfeld vs. the hecklers.
Grab Tickets To Sam Tripoli's Live Shows At: https://samtripoli.com/events/
Dallas, TX: 11/07
New Orleans, LA: 11/13 - 15
Austin, TX: DEC 11th-13th
Please check out Sam Tripoli's 6th Crowd Work Special "Women Can't Peg" Live From Batavia: https://bit.ly/3TZBzHT
Sam Tripoli's 5th Comedy Special drops Sept 1st on Gas Digital's Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@UCXxHb1IWFSuUi5nKgtTBilw 
Buy Our Merch or Sam Will Fight You: https://conspiracy-social-club-aka-deep-waters.myshopify.com/
Subscribe to the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/AkaDeepWaters
Check out Dylan's instagram - @dylanpetewrenn
Check out Deep Waters Instagram: @akadeepwaters
Check out Bad Tv podcast: https://bit.ly/3RYuTG0
Ad-free, uncensored episodes: Patreon.com/CSC 
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Sam and Dylan are back to break down Jared Kushner, Phoenix Financial Scandal, Candace Owens switching sides, and more.  
🔥 Sam's on tour — Lawrence, Tulsa, Dallas, New Orleans, Austin, Wichita. Check wordwardebate.com for dates.
Subscribe to the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/AkaDeepWaters
Check out Dylan's instagram - @dylanpetewrenn
Check out Deep Waters Instagram: @akadeepwaters
Check out Bad Tv podcast: https://bit.ly/3RYuTG0
Ad-free, uncensored episodes: Patreon.com/CSC
Thanks to our sponsors!

Sam and Dylan are back to break down 23andMe's alien DNA bank, Bibi's speech at the UN, sports corner with Collin Kaepernick and the secret AA Cult of Carr.
 
🔥 Sam's on tour — Lawrence, Tulsa, Dallas, New Orleans, Austin, Wichita. Check wordwardebate.com for dates.
 
Subscribe to the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/AkaDeepWaters
 
Check out Dylan's instagram - @dylanpetewrenn
 
Check out Deep Waters Instagram: @akadeepwaters
 
Check out Bad Tv podcast: https://bit.ly/3RYuTG0
 
Ad-free, uncensored episodes: Patreon.com/CSC
 
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