Super Scary Haunted Homeschool

The world's greatest spooky podcast is still talking about haunted houses! When did houses get so scary? And why is everything so totally gothic, all the time? Let's go on a haunted hayride to learn about 18th century architecture, giant helmets, Irish manor houses, and hermaphroditic horses in this second episode of Super Scary Haunted Homeschool that is totally and completely goth.

The world's greatest super spoopy podcast returns for its second pulse-pounding season and this time we're all about Haunted Houses! But before we can bust the ghosts we all have to agree on what ghosts actually are: solid air? Hallucinations? Transparent dead people? Catholics? Haunted house make many questions that confuse you: Who Ghost? Why Ghost? How Ghost? When Ghost? Such question! But I have answer! So let's go finally learn: What Ghost?

In the final episode of Season 1 of Super Scary Haunted Homeschool we reach...The Twilight of the Vampires! Join us at this terminal moment as vampires achieve their sexiest form and consciously uncouple from disease forever. Why are vampires suddenly sexy? Who is hottest: vampire or werewolf? Why was everyone wrong about Twilight? And prepare to declare your allegiance: Team Edward or Team Jacob?

Bestselling author, Grady Hendrix, continues his vain attempts to get you to buy his upcoming book, Witchcraft for Wayward Girls, and to sweeten the deal he's hired Chris LaMartina of The WNUF Halloween Special fame to produce the show, and forcibly drafted Mike Walls of Audio Esoterica to engineer the spooky sounds.

Vampire evolution ground to a standstill in the '80s, then a woman appeared who completely changed everything we thought about vampires. With the power of her pen, she made vampires less about disease, and more about sex. Today, every vampire lives in the shadow of our Queen of the Damned, Anne Rice.

Bestselling author, Grady Hendrix, continues his vain attempts to get you to buy his latest book, How to Sell a Haunted House, and to sweeten the deal he's hired Chris LaMartina of The WNUF Halloween Special fame to produce the show, and forcibly drafted Mike Walls of Audio Esoterica to engineer the spooky sounds.

Three of the most important vampires of the '70s were Black, and here they are in all their glory. Black vampires have been an important part of the canon all the way back to the beginning, and this is just a part of their stories. Also, a lot of the music in this episode is by the inimitable Sam Waymon. Used with his permission. You can find more of his music here.

Bestselling author, Grady Hendrix, continues his vain attempts to get you to buy his latest book, How to Sell a Haunted House, and to sweeten the deal he's hired Chris LaMartina of The WNUF Halloween Special fame to produce the show, and forcibly drafted Mike Walls of Audio Esoterica to engineer the spooky sounds.