Be Gay Solve Crimes

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we take a trip down memory lane to the year 2007, and immediately remember why the hell we ran away from there. It's the toxically theatrical and theatrically toxic Sleuth, a film that no one saw, but we assume everyone who did went on to transition.

Join us as we invent Lancashire Simlish, Nova returns to the Late Noughties with a baseball bat to give it a piece of her goddamn mind, and Mia decides to torture Lucy by improvising a TWENTY SECOND LONG SONG knowing full well she won't be able to resist setting it to music. 

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Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show.

You asked one question: Are the Be Gay Solve Crimes girlies ever going to cover a Coen brothers film? 

And after all this time, we finally answered. Oh yah. You betcha. 

Join us as Nova debates the best kind of walkie talkie sound effect, Mia gets very passionate about office feng shui, and Lucy completely butchers the pronunciation of Peter Stormare.

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Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show.

Join us next time for Sleuth (2007)!

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we’re getting a deeper shade of pinko and somehow yet more pan about it for the first of many Inspector Clouseau films; it’s that maddeningly madcap sixties classic, The Pink Panther!

Join us as discuss the best way to coax some feeling back into David Niven’s little blue acorn, get distracted by Lucy’s childhood trauma, and finally work out once and for all what the grammatically correct plural of Gorilla should be.

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Join us there next week for Fargo (1995)!

Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show.

It's Scandi Week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, and so we're catching a red-eye flight above the Arctic circle to the city that never sleeps (Norwegian), just in time to check out a dazzlingly depressing work of sunlit Scandinavian noir, a film so Norse they made it tworce, it’s Insomnia (1997) starring Stellan Scarsgård!

Join us as Nova subtly tries to get Lucy to transform her into a musical jingle, Lucy more than happily obliges, and Mia dusts off the Swedish accent once again for us all.

To listen to the full version of this bonus episode, head on over to our Patreon, where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to the rest of this episode as well as every bonus episode we've ever done!

Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show.

Join us next time for The Pink Panther!

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we pay our respects to the late, great Tim Curry with a special episode on possibly the most famous adaptation of a board game ever, Clue!

Join us as we welcome back our favourite Professional Automotive Journalist Victoria Scott of Tran Girlismo as a guest, Mia reveals the secrets of her shameful Swedish musical theatre-kid past and Lucy whips out her pitch perfect impression of The Skype Ringtone that she has on tap for some reason.

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Pre-order Victoria's new phonebook Pollination here!

Also, consider checking out Victoria's work with Project Open Arms to help trans people in the US move to safer states. 

Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show.