Chris vs. The People

This week on Chris vs. the People, the new year starts off completely unhinged. A caller explains how her 18th birthday party ended in a literal shootout after a hotel party moved to a boxing gym, another shares how her 15th birthday was ruined by the January 6th insurrection (complete with her uncle showing up on live TV mid–Happy Birthday), and one listener drops a jaw-on-the-floor confession about discovering her ex slept with his own sister, ending with an even crazier twist to the story. It’s dark, chaotic, and somehow still funny… a truly deranged way to kick off the year. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money: https://RocketMoney.com/klemens  WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/147564620?pr=trueBE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleAFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE:• INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeoplePRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)EDITED BY:• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. the People, Chris hears some of the most unhinged relationship stories yet. A caller shares a first date gone terrifyingly wrong when her date offers to show her crime scene photos of his murdered sister. Another explains why she cut off her online best friend after a shocking confession involving her brother and a racist spiral, and one listener reveals how a cousin’s sudden “girlfriend and pregnancy” turned out to be a full-blown scam. It’s disturbing, chaotic, and impossible to forget… basically, a classic Chris vs. the People episode. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/146513937?pr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY:  • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. the People, Chris opens the phone lines and asks listeners one question: what’s the worst thing you’ve ever called someone? The answers range from hilariously creative to deeply unhinged. Callers share everything from a brutal roadrage insult that ended with instant karma, to a devastatingly specific roast comparing someone to the original live-action Sonic the Hedgehog. Things take a darker turn with stories involving family blowups, being outed and disowned, and confronting a COVID-denying MAGA conspiracy theorist. To balance it all out, we also get the most unexpectedly wholesome insult of the episode… a mom in traffic snapping back. It’s chaotic, personal, and somehow comforting all at once aka a classic Chris vs. the People episode. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. Bring on the holiday cheer and treat yourself to Soul today! Go to https://GetSoul.com and use the code KLEMENS for 30% off your entire order!  Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money: https://RocketMoney.com/klemens   WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/145994529?pr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY:  • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. the People, Chris dives into a web of lies, chaos, and catfishing so elaborate it could be its own Netflix documentary. Every story this week centers on deception…and somehow, each one manages to outdo the last. First, a caller shares how her ex not only cheated, got married, and had a baby immediately after their breakup, but then catfished her for months for reasons of his own. Then, another listener reveals that she grew up believing a man was her dad... until middle school genetics homework exposed that literally her entire family had been lying to her. From fake boyfriends to family secrets and exes who should’ve gone to jail, this episode proves that truth really is stranger than fiction….especially when Chris tries to make sense of it all in real time. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. EVERYONE who signs up wins a FREE WhisperVibe™ OR a FREE Rose toy with any Whisper™ order: https://www.bboutique.co/vibe/chrisvsthepeople-podcast Go to https://buyraycon.com/klemensopen for 20% off and to save on Raycon audio products site wide! WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/145475164/edit BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY:  • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week, Chris hears from a listener whose mysterious uncle lived a double life full of sugar babies and family chaos, another who had the FBI show up at her house at age twelve thanks to a wildly misbehaving Roblox boyfriend, and a final caller who woke up to flashing lights and officers surrounding her home in what felt like a movie scene. Law enforcement, family drama, childhood panic…it’s all here, and Chris is barely holding it together. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. To get 15% off your next gift from Uncommon Goods this holiday season, go to https://uncommongoods.com/klemens. Don’t miss out on this limited-time offer! WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/144891824?pr=true  BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY:  • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)